Shoemoney and John Chow's Illegitimate Evil Spawn

This is a cry for help.

Seeing as how my dads John Chow and Shoemoney want to ignore me, I am having a difficult time finding pictures of myself growing up.  It seems they are hiding all of these photos to try and deny my existence.  I figured at some point in time some of you out there have taken some pictures.  so PLEASE, if you have any send them to me at chowmoney (at) chowmoney.com.

I would greatly appreciate it, and will happily post the pictures here on my blog with a link back to your site.  In the meantime, here is one I dug up from a couple of years ago.

Who do I get my good looks from?