Shoemoney and John Chow's Illegitimate Evil Spawn

Dear Dad,

I know how much you dislike Google and discredit the search engine traffic you receive.  We all know you only get 2% of your traffic from Google.  But for a struggling orphaned child like me, things of this nature are very important.

So I did a little search today on your name John Chow, and look who is right on your coat tails!  You only rank #49 for your own name, while I come in at #53.  A few more days and I will be more popular than you for your own name!