About
The tale of two Dad’s
I am here to announce to the world that John Chow and Jeremy Schoemaker (aka Shoemoney) are my fathers! While neither of them might remember the fateful encounter that spawned my evil self, I want to tell them both that I do in fact exist. I hope you both will give me the love and respect I have been longing for all of these years.
The great thing about being an offshoot of these two guys is that I have inherited all of the skills and evil marketing schemes that runs in the family.
While I am still a young evil marketer, I plan on taking over the world one cent at a time! Just you wait until I post my monthly earnings, or create the next great internet money making app!
